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Lindsey. 17. One part self hate, two parts fuck you. I like bands and guitars and cool tattoos and cute boys and cute girls. I make music in a band with my sister. I do a lot of stupid things, and I do them well.
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captainmjolnir:

People criticizing TFIOS because Gus sounds pretentious???

that was the point???

like literally at his fake funeral his best friend talks about how fucking pretentious he is and how annoying it was???

It was one of his character flaws? He was deliberately written that way?

You’re not being clever or critical by pointing it out, you are literally stating a fact about the novel that the author deliberately wrote

tonilstark:

the-fandoms-are-cool:

the-drug-child:

i love this more then i really should

JESUS CHRIST WHY ARE WASPS HIGHER ON THE LIST THAN PRISONERS

PRISONERS AT LEAST HAVE THE CAPACITY TO SIT POLITELY AND CONGRATULATE YOU WASPS ARE THE PHYSICAL INCARNATION OF METATRON’S DICK FUCKING YOU IN THE ASS WITH NO LUBE

That is the best description I have ever heard.

neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

lesquatrescavaliers:

catslock:

foreverandadalek:

teamfreekickass:

timelordparadise:

hawkstars:

avocadokitten:

women are better than men = misandry

men are better than women = misogyny 

men and women are equal = feminism

everyone is equal but also shit = misanthropy,

everyone’s equal when they’re dead = lesmiserables

everyone’s dead = supernatural 

everyone’s important = doctor who

everyone’s an idiot = sherlock

everyone’s food = hannibal

frnkndeath:

"i'll never let them hurt you, i promise"

do you ever want to punch yourself in the face for liking someone a lot

chode-a-la-mode:

chode-a-la-mode:

chode-a-la-mode:

Okay, so although I’ll be rather busy and still don’t know how to send packages from the school post office, I’m gonna do my giveaway in honor of getting 600 followers.

Items include:

-Patches (bad brains, fix shit up, power to the people, bike fist, ghostbusters)

-Stickers (car skeleton, resist, this life is what you make it, impalers, re-volts, bike punks)

-Cuffs (purple and small studs)

-Fabric (checkered, brown, and maybe some green fabric not shown here)

Rules:

-Must be following me

-Only reblogs count as entries

-Must live in the US (or possibly Canada, but anywhere else is gonna be too much to ship)

-There will be only one winner

-When the winner receives the items, they’ve gotta take a picture of them sewn on or stuck on or whatever! This isn’t really a necessity but I’d like to see it with you and make sure you got it.

I haven’t picked a final end date, but I will reblog this once I have one figured out, and the date will be on it.

Good luck!

I think I’m gonna end this around May 31st, maybe June 1st. Just fyi. 

SOME ADDITIONS TO THE ABOVE ITEMS:

-Green fabric 

-“get fucked” patch

-Feminist fist